JFK was chaos. Delayed flights, crying babies, people dragging luggage like they were fleeing a warzone. I was just trying to get to Rome with my sanity intact when she arrived—loud, entitled, impossible to ignore.
Her voice sliced through the terminal like a siren. She stood near Hudson News, bright red coat, phone held out like a torch, FaceTiming on full volume. “I told her I wasn’t gonna do that. Not my job. I don’t care if she cries.”
Right behind her, her tiny white dog squatted on the floor and took a dump on the tile, rhinestone collar glinting like it was proud of the mess. An older man tried to intervene, kindly pointing it out. She didn’t even blink. “Mind your business, Grandpa.”
Gasps rippled. Someone whispered “unbelievable.” A woman holding her kid turned the stroller away like shielding her baby from nuclear fallout.
A traveler near the gate tried again. “Ma’am! Aren’t you going to clean that up?”
“They have people for that,” she snapped, and walked away like the floor wasn’t now a biohazard.
I saw her again in the TSA line, throwing her bag down at the front like she was royalty. “I have PreCheck. My dog’s anxious.” It wasn’t the PreCheck line. The agent told her so. She barreled forward anyway. “I’m going through. Sue me.”
And the shoes. She refused to take them off. “These are slides,” she said. They were boots. “I’m TSA-friendly.” She wasn’t. When she finally removed them, she flung them into the bin like they’d insulted her personally.
Her dog barked nonstop—at babies, suitcases, a man with a cane. At the coffee counter, she berated the barista. “I said almond milk. Are you deaf?” When told they only had oat and soy, she rolled her eyes and stormed off, music now blasting from her phone speakers. No headphones. Of course.
By the time I reached Gate 22, I was already dreading the flight. And there she was. FaceTiming. Dog barking. Legs on one chair, bag on another, dog on a third.
A toddler got too close. The dog barked and lunged. The toddler cried. The parents silently picked her up and walked away. People were watching her—glaring, sighing, whispering—but nobody said anything.
Except me.
I sat down right next to her.
She gave me a look, like she was ready to rip into me. I smiled.
“Long wait, huh?”
She didn’t answer.
“Cute little guy,” I said, glancing at the dog.
“He doesn’t like strangers.”
“Airports bring out the worst in everyone,” I replied. Then I leaned back. Calm. Casual. Like I wasn’t planning anything at all.
She was still on her call. Loud. Ranting about some bracelet someone forgot to pack and how they’d “just have to send a new one.” The dog now chewing a straw wrapper on the floor. No leash. No care.
I watched a couple sitting near the window—an older man with a cane and a woman who looked like she hadn’t exhaled since they sat down. The dog barked at them, and they flinched. Then slowly gathered their bags and left.
I exhaled.
She reminded me of a customer from my old retail job—the kind who dumped out her purse on the counter and said, “Do your job,” like it was a threat. My mom used to say, “Smile, then strike smarter.”
So I stood up.
She frowned. “What now?”
“Just stretching.”
I walked a few feet away. Waited. Watched her sink back into her call, legs crossed, dog curled up beside her.
Then I walked back, sat down, pulled out my phone.
“Flying to Paris for fun?” I asked, feigning casual interest.
She blinked. “What?”
“Paris,” I said, nodding toward the gate. “Is that where you’re headed?”
“No,” she said. “Rome.”
“Oh. Weird. They just updated the alert on my app. Says Rome moved to Gate 14B.”
She stared at me.
“They do that sometimes last minute,” I added. “You better hurry. It’s a bit of a walk.”
She glanced at the monitor—which still clearly said Rome—then back at her phone. She didn’t even question me. Just huffed, grabbed her bag, yanked the dog’s leash, and stormed off, muttering about how “no one at this damn airport knows what they’re doing.”
She didn’t come back.
And for the first time all day, it was quiet. Peaceful. People around me looked up like coming out of a fog. Someone near the back giggled. Another chuckled. Then someone clapped, once, softly. Then again. No applause, just… acknowledgment.
A woman with a toddler gave me a smile. A man across the aisle mouthed, “Thank you.” Someone near the vending machines raised a coffee in salute.
Even the gate agent reappeared, blinking like she couldn’t believe it either.
I sat there, letting the silence settle.
The monitor still read: ROME – ON TIME.
And she never came back.
