When my rich neighbor called my beloved old car an “eyesore,” he decided to teach me a lesson by freezing my car solid overnight. But karma had its own lesson for him that same night.

I never imagined living in a neighborhood where every driveway had a shiny German car and landscapers arrived like clockwork every Thursday morning. But thanks to my company’s corporate housing program, here I was, feeling out of place with my dad’s beat-up 1989 sedan.

That car meant everything to me. Each scratch and dent had a story, like the small dent in the rear bumper from when Dad taught me to parallel park or the tiny crack in the dashboard where he used to tap his fingers along to Johnny Cash. After Dad passed, keeping that car running became my way of keeping his memory alive.

One crisp fall morning, I was washing the old car when I heard the crunch of expensive shoes on the fallen leaves. “Excuse me, miss,” a voice said, dripping with condescension. I turned to see my neighbor, Tom, looking like he’d stepped out of a catalog for overpriced golf wear. His perfectly styled hair didn’t move in the breeze.

“You can call me Lila,” I said, continuing to scrub a stubborn bird dropping.

“Right,” he said, his jaw tightening. “I need to talk to you about this…” He gestured at my car with distaste, his signet ring catching the light. “This vehicle situation.”

I straightened up and crossed my arms. “Vehicle situation?”

“It’s an eyesore,” he said bluntly. “People move to this neighborhood for a certain aesthetic and quality of life. Your car is ruining property values and it’s an environmental hazard. My children play outside!”

I couldn’t help but laugh. “Your kids play outside? Since when? I only see them when they’re being driven around in your massive SUV, which probably burns more fuel in a week than my car does in a month.”

“That’s not the point,” he snapped. “The point is you need to get rid of this junk heap. It doesn’t belong here, and neither do you.”

“Are you offering to buy me a new car?” I asked, feeling my father’s stubborn streak rising in me.

“Of course not,” he said, his jaw clenched. “But if you don’t get rid of it within a week, I’ll make sure you have to replace it. This isn’t the kind of neighborhood where we tolerate diminishing standards.”

I waved my soapy sponge at him, sending a spray of bubbles his way. He jumped back like I’d thrown acid. “Was that a threat, Tom? Because it sure sounded like one.”

He turned on his heel and walked away. I finished washing my car and didn’t think much about the conversation until a week later when I found out exactly what kind of person Tom was.

The morning air was crisp as I stepped outside, coffee in hand, ready for work. But I stopped dead in my tracks, nearly dropping my coffee. My car was completely encased in ice, thick and clear like glass. It was as if someone had spent hours spraying it with water in the freezing night air. The ice created tiny rainbows in the morning light, which would have been beautiful if it wasn’t so infuriating.

“Careful,” came Tom’s voice from his porch. He was lounging in a chair, sipping coffee with a smug smile. “Looks like it’s raining every night! Hope you’ve got a good scraper.”

I stormed over to his porch, my boots leaving angry prints on his perfect lawn. “Are you serious? This is how you handle things? What are you, twelve?”

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean,” he said, his smile never wavering. “Mother Nature can be so unpredictable. Especially in this neighborhood.”

“Mother Nature doesn’t target single cars, Tom. This is harassment. And pretty childish harassment at that.”

“Prove it,” he said, taking another sip of coffee. “Or better yet, take the hint and get rid of that heap, or move. I’m sure there’s a nice apartment complex somewhere that would be more suitable for you.”

I spent the next three hours chipping away at the ice, my hands going numb despite my gloves. The whole time, I plotted elaborate revenge scenarios, each more ridiculous than the last. But Dad’s voice echoed in my memory: “The best revenge is living well, kiddo. And keeping your hands clean means you never have to look over your shoulder.”

That night, a strange whooshing sound woke me up. At first, I thought it was the wind, but it sounded almost musical, like water. I rushed to my window, half-expecting to catch Tom creating another ice sculpture out of my car. Instead, I burst out laughing.

A fire hydrant at the edge of Tom’s property had exploded, sending a powerful jet of water directly at his house. In the freezing night air, the water was turning to ice on contact, slowly encasing his perfect home and his precious German SUV in a thick crystal shell.

The streetlights caught each frozen droplet, turning his property into a bizarre winter wonderland. By morning, half the neighborhood had gathered to gawk at the spectacle. Some were taking photos with their phones, others whispering behind their hands.

Tom stood in his driveway, attacking the ice with a tiny garden shovel, looking absolutely miserable in his designer winter coat. His perfectly styled hair was finally out of place, plastered to his forehead with sweat despite the cold.

I watched him struggle for a few minutes before sighing heavily. Dad would’ve known what to do. He always said that kindness costs nothing but means everything. I grabbed my heavy-duty ice scraper and walked over.

“Want some help?” I asked, trying not to sound too amused. “I’ve got some experience with