When Henry and I got married three years ago, I knew I was marrying into a loud, tradition-bound family with a flair for dramatics. What I didn’t expect was that every major holiday would turn into a one-woman show — starring me. This Easter, though? I decided to flip the script.
It started innocently enough. Henry’s family decided we’d host this year’s celebration. Fine. We have the biggest backyard and a decent kitchen, and I’m not above hosting a crowd. But they didn’t want to just show up — oh no, they wanted a catered experience… for free… orchestrated by yours truly.
“Since you and Henry don’t have kids yet,” Grace said one afternoon while her three children turned my living room into a trampoline park, “you’re the perfect person to plan the Easter Egg Hunt.”
By “plan,” she didn’t mean hiding a few eggs. She meant writing clues, assembling puzzles, coordinating costumes, and—wait for it—hiring a bunny mascot. At my expense.
“It would really show you care about our family,” Lillian chimed in, adjusting her oversized sunglasses while sipping coffee like she was filming a reality show.
Henry tried to object, bless him, but the sisters steamrolled him. Again. Violet, the youngest and bossiest of the bunch, tossed in a smug, “It’s just what we do in this family.”
I nodded and smiled like I always do. But I had a plan. A golden one.
A few days before Easter, I got the text that truly set me off. Thelma, my mother-in-law, had started a group chat — with just me, her, and the sisters. Not Henry. Naturally.
“Since you’re already helping, dear, would you mind cooking Easter dinner too? Henry deserves a wife who can host well.”
I stared at the screen in disbelief. Then I scrolled through the messages as the sisters chimed in with their “requests”: ham, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, deviled eggs, rolls, pies, and “a light option for us watching our figures.” Not one offer to bring a side dish. Not one thank you.
When I showed Henry, he was furious. “That’s ridiculous. I’ll call them.”
“No,” I said, touching his arm. “Let me handle this.”
And oh, did I.
Easter Sunday arrived with a sunny sky and chirping birds — the kind of day that begs for a storybook picnic. I’d been up since dawn preparing every single dish and hiding over a hundred Easter eggs. By noon, our home was packed. Henry’s mother, his sisters, their husbands, and an army of sugar-charged children descended like royalty onto my freshly mopped floors.
The critiques started immediately.
“The ham’s a little dry,” Thelma commented without blinking.
“These potatoes could use more butter,” Grace sniffed.
“In our family, gravy goes in a proper dish,” Lillian scolded, side-eyeing my grandmother’s antique gravy boat like it was a crime.
I just smiled, refilled wine glasses, and waved away Henry’s attempt to help. “No, sweetie,” I said, loud enough for everyone to hear. “You worked hard all week. Go relax with the guys.”
They thought they’d won.
“Kids!” I called. “Who’s ready for the special Easter Egg Hunt?”
The house erupted. Thelma looked puzzled. “Didn’t we already do that?”
“Oh,” I said, eyes twinkling. “That was just the regular hunt. Now it’s time for the Golden Egg Challenge.”
Out of my apron pocket, I pulled a gleaming gold egg and held it up like it was Excalibur. “Inside this egg is a note for a very special prize. Not candy — something way better.”
The kids practically exploded with excitement, bouncing and cheering. The adults looked amused, if a bit suspicious. I led the kids outside and let the chaos begin.
Fifteen minutes later, Lillian’s daughter Daisy shrieked in triumph, golden egg held high like she’d just discovered buried treasure. Everyone gathered around as she opened it.
“Want me to read it for everyone?” I offered. She nodded, eyes wide.
I cleared my throat.
“Congratulations! As the winner of the Golden Egg Challenge, you and your family get the honor of cleaning up after Easter dinner! All dishes, counters, floors, and garbage — your prize is the joy of service. Hooray!”
You could’ve heard a deviled egg drop.
“What?” Lillian sputtered, nearly spilling her rosé.
“That’s not a real prize,” Grace barked.
“Oh, it’s very real,” I beamed. “Family tradition, right? That’s what you always say.”
Violet looked ready to implode. Thelma stood up, trying to reassert control. “Nora, this isn’t appropriate.”
“Neither is treating someone like staff,” I replied sweetly. “But here we are.”
Henry clinked his mimosa against mine from the patio where he’d joined me. “This is the best Easter ever,” he said, grinning.
The kids — bless them — took the challenge seriously. They started picking up candy wrappers and humming clean-up songs. Daisy was still chanting, “We won! We won!”
Faced with their own kids cheering them on, the sisters had no way out. Lillian muttered under her breath, but she accepted the rubber gloves I handed her. Violet started scraping plates. Grace ran after her toddler, who was now enthusiastically wiping the table with a dish rag.
For the next hour, I sat in a lounge chair, sipping a mimosa with my legs crossed, basking in the glory of my revenge.
At one point, Thelma looked at me as she scoured my roasting pan. It wasn’t her usual withering stare. There was something softer there — maybe a hint of respect. Or surrender.
Next Easter? I’m betting they’ll offer to bring a dish. Or ten.
