My world fell apart when I found my husband’s secret texts to his lover. Instead of confronting him, I planned a discreet payback with the last person he anticipated to help me.
It was nearly midnight. The home was silent save for the refrigerator’s buzz. I trembled while going through Ethan’s phone at the kitchen table.
Months of late meetings, impromptu “work trips,” and cryptic smiles while typing messages with his back to me seemed strange. I finally checked his phone tonight as he slept like a baby upstairs.
There it was.
“Lauren and the kids will watch Mom. She enjoys playing Florence Nightingale. You and I can relax at Driftwood Spa. Booked room. Personal hot tub. Bring the black swimsuit .”
It appeared the room tilted. Tears obscured my view. He was cheating and planning to send me to his mother as a nursemaid while he drank champagne with another woman.
Scrolling deeper. Photos. Sexual humor. Intimate details. Felt nauseous.
I could have woken him. Screamed. Tossed the phone at his sleeping face.
But I didn’t.
I placed the phone softly on the table, my hands unusually quiet. I stared, jaw clenched.
Confronting him wouldn’t erase or prevent treachery. I might be able to retract something.
I could outwit him.
Ethan entered the kitchen the next morning with a smile and a peck on my cheek.
“Good morning, babe. Coffee smells great.”
Forced a smile. “Morning.”
He sat down and scrolled through my phone, which I had held like a bomb last night.
He said, “So,” without looking at me, “I was thinking you could take the kids and stay with Mom for a few days. You know she misses the kids and complains about her arthritis.”
Swallowed the bile rising in my throat. “Sure. That sounds good.”
He looked up, surprised. “Really? You rule. I knew you’d understand.”
I packed the kids’ clothes and drove us to his mother’s house on the edge of town that afternoon. My mother-in-law Marilyn was always cold—imagine an icicle in pearls—but I needed her now more than ever.
Scowling, she opened the door. What’s going on? ”
Ethan thought we should visit. Said you needed assistance.”
Her piercing eyes narrowed as she crossed her arms. Did he now? ”
Unaware, kids ran inside. Holding a duffel bag, I nervously stood in her mint-scented living room. This may be disastrous.
“Marilyn,” I whispered. “Can we talk? Privately? ”
Her eyes shrank more. “About what? ”
My phone was scrolling to the damaging messages when I handed it to her.
She read silently. She frowned and twitched her lips in incredulity. Her jaw froze.
“That son of mine…” she whispered, her voice threatening. “He uses you. And I.”
Tears returned as I nodded. “I didn’t know who else to ask.”
She regarded me intently. Her visage changed—anger became purpose.
“Well,” she responded, putting the phone down. “We’ll teach that arrogant brat a lesson he won’t forget.”
I blinked. “You’ll help me? ”
Marilyn smiled evilly. “Oh, honey. Years have passed since I had an opportunity to shame him.”
Suddenly, we were allies.
Ethan often criticized Marilyn’s college theatrical major. Her performance that night would have won an Oscar.
She sat dramatically on the couch while I carried tea, heart thumping.
“Ready? I asked.
Nodding, she held her phone to her ear and called Ethan.
Her whisper was weak and wavering. “Hi Ethan, this is Mom. My chest hurts and I can’t feel my arm.
He sounded anxious on the phone. “Mom?! God, did you call an ambulance? ”
“I didn’t want to worry anyone…” She stopped, then theatrically said, “Lauren…she did something… I don’t know what’s happening…”
“What?! Mom, hang up and call 911! I’m arriving now! ”
Her feeble whimper ended the call.
Then she laughed.
“He’s coming. Her eyes sparkled as she said, “Probably speeding too.”
Outside headlights flared 20 minutes later. Slammed open the door.
“Mom! MOM! Ethan’s voice reverberated through the house.
Marilyn reclined with a palm on her forehead, perfecting her act. I believe I am dying.
Ethan fell beside her. Wow—Mom, what did she do to you?! ”
Marilyn sat up quickly after opening her eyes slowly. “She showed me everything.”
Ethan froze. “What…? ”
“You shameful weasel, she showed me your texts. You lied to me. You used me to hide your affair.” Her voice pitched up. “You shamed your wife. You embarrassed this family. And for what? Resort jacuzzi sex?! ”
He looked at me, red-faced. “Lauren, I can explain—”
I scrolled to the spa reservation confirmation on my phone. “Explain, Ethan? You would screw your mistress as I changed your mom’s sheets? ”
He stuttered. “Just a fling! Was foolish. It meant nothing! ”
“You’ve said that before,” I said coldly.
I’ll finish! I swear! Please stay. Consider the kids! ”
“I am thinking of them,” I said. “They deserve better than a father who lies in every breath.”
Marilyn crossed her arms. The guest room pull-out can be used for sleeping. If you even breathe improperly, I’ll call my lawyer.”
Ethan appeared truck-hit.
Marilyn and I shared a bottle of wine at her kitchen table after the kids went to bed.
I said, “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… thank you.”
Her glass hit mine. No thanks yet. You still have the other women.”
The next day, after I drove the kids home, I found the mistress’s number on Ethan’s phone under the ingenious name “Jordan HVAC.”
I phoned.
“Hello? She replied cheerfully.
“Hi. This is Lauren. Ethan’s wife.”
Silence.
“I didn’t know he was married,” she said hesitantly.
“Sure you didn’t,” I said. “Maybe next time, don’t book a romantic getaway with someone else’s husband.”
I hung up.
I didn’t shout. No tears. I didn’t beg.
Just concluded.
Ethan hid at his mother’s house, humiliated. He called, texted, and wrote. I didn’t reply.
Because I’d decided.
I wouldn’t be the trusting woman who played nurse to her husband’s victim again.
Found my strength.
I surprised myself by becoming friends with his mother, whom I thought I’d never like.
Marilyn arrived at my door one afternoon a few weeks later.
She gave me a heavy envelope. “This is from my lawyer. The name Ethan is off my will and house.”
My eyes grew. “Marilyn, you didn’t have to—”
“I did,” she said firmly. “You’re family. He’s just a cautionary tale now.”
I opened the envelope slowly, my hands shaking.
Inside was a handwritten note from her.
“Lauren,
You’re stronger than he ever gave you credit for. And you’ve got more family than you think.
Love,
Marilyn”
And for the first time since that awful night at the kitchen table, I cried.
But not because I was broken.
Because I was finally whole.