The funeral of Nana Rose was less a mourning of a beloved matriarch and more a runway show for my mother’s vanity.
The rain fell in a steady, miserable drizzle over the cemetery, turning the earth into slick mud. I stood at the back of the small crowd, sheltered under a plain black umbrella, wearing a simple wool coat I’d bought off the rack years ago. I watched my mother, Linda, in the front row. She was draped in a black fur coat that cost more than my first car, dabbing at dry eyes with a lace handkerchief, checking peripherally to see if the local socialites were watching her performance.
Beside her stood my father, Robert. He looked impatient, checking his watch every few minutes, likely calculating how soon he could get to the reception and the open bar. To them, Nana Rose was an inconvenience in life and a payday in death. They hadn’t visited her in the nursing home for the last three years, citing “business trips” and “emotional distress.”
I missed her. The ache in my chest was a physical weight. I missed the Saturday afternoons we spent playing chess in the sunroom. I missed her sharp wit, her stories about the war, and the way she would squeeze my hand when my parents made a snide comment about my life choices.
“She’s in a better place,” my mother announced loudly as the casket was lowered, ensuring her voice carried to the back.
I stayed silent. I knew the better place was anywhere away from them.
Two days later, we gathered in the plush, mahogany-paneled office of Mr. Henderson, the estate attorney. The air smelled of old paper and greed.
My parents sat on the leather sofa, holding hands, looking expectant. I sat in a stiff wooden chair in the corner. I was the anomaly in the room—Elena, the daughter who moved away, the one who didn’t marry a doctor or a banker, the one whose job was “something government, very boring,” according to my mother.
Mr. Henderson cleared his throat and adjusted his spectacles. “I will now read the Last Will and Testament of Rose Vance.”
He went through the standard boilerplate language. Then, he reached the assets.
“To my son, Robert, and his wife, Linda, I leave the contents of my storage unit in Queens, which contains the family photo albums and my collection of porcelain cats.”
My father blinked. “Is that… is that the preamble?”
“That is the entirety of your bequest,” Mr. Henderson said calmly.
“What?” My mother’s voice shot up an octave. “But… the portfolio? The brownstone in Brooklyn? The trust?”
Mr. Henderson turned the page. “To my granddaughter, Elena Vance, I leave the remainder of my estate, including all real property, investment accounts, and liquid assets, totaling approximately four point seven million dollars.”
The silence that followed was so profound it felt like the air had been sucked out of the room.
Then, the explosion.
“That’s a mistake!” my father sputtered, leaping to his feet, his face turning a dangerous shade of purple. “Four point seven million? To her? She barely visited!”
“I visited every weekend, Dad,” I said quietly, my voice steady. “I drove four hours every Friday night. I just didn’t post about it on Facebook.”
My mother swiveled around to glare at me, her eyes narrow slits of malice. “You twisted her mind. You took advantage of a senile old woman! You probably withheld her medication until she signed this!”
“Nana Rose was of sound mind until the end, Mrs. Vance,” Mr. Henderson interjected sharply. “I filmed the signing. She was quite explicit about her reasons.”
“This is fraud!” my father roared, slamming his hand on the desk. “We are her children! We are the rightful heirs! Elena is… she’s nothing! She’s a ghost! She has no life, no career, nothing to show for thirty-two years on this earth!”
I sat perfectly still. I didn’t defend myself. I didn’t mention my rank. I didn’t mention the commendations sitting in my drawer. I had learned a long time ago that to my parents, unless you were on the cover of a magazine or driving a Porsche, you didn’t exist.
“We’re going to fix this,” my mother hissed at me, grabbing her purse. “Don’t think you’re keeping a cent of that money, Elena. We’re going to take it back. We’ll sue you until you’re living in a box.”
“Do what you have to do,” I said.
They stormed out, leaving a wake of expensive perfume and fury.
Three days later, a process server knocked on my apartment door. I signed for the envelope.
Plaintiff: Robert and Linda Vance.
Defendant: Elena Vance.
Cause of Action: Undue Influence, Fraud, and Mental Incapacity.
I looked at the summons. I looked at the date. I looked at the framed Juris Doctor degree and the commission from the President of the United States hanging on my wall.
I didn’t call a lawyer. I didn’t panic. I walked to my kitchen, poured a cup of coffee, and opened my laptop. I created a new folder. I named it Operation Inheritance.
The hallway of the district courthouse was buzzing with the usual morning chaos—lawyers haggling, clients weeping, bailiffs shouting names.
I arrived fifteen minutes early. I wore a charcoal grey suit—professional, but off-the-rack and unremarkably tailored. My hair was pulled back in a severe bun. I carried nothing but a single, thin manila folder.
My parents arrived five minutes later. They looked like they were attending a gala. My mother wore a Chanel suit; my father was in bespoke Italian wool. Flanking them was Mr. Sterling, a lawyer known in the city for two things: his billboards on the highway and his aggressive, scorched-earth tactics.
They spotted me sitting on a bench near the courtroom doors.
“You can still settle, Elena,” my father said as they approached, adjusting his silk tie with a smug grin. He smelled of scotch and mints. “We’re generous people. Give us eighty percent, keep the rest as a finder’s fee for… whatever caretaking you did. We’ll drop the fraud charges. Otherwise, we destroy you in there.”
“I’m good, thanks,” I said, not looking up from the floor.
Mr. Sterling stepped forward, looking me up and down with a sneer. “Ms. Vance, I understand you haven’t retained counsel. Pro se representation is ill-advised in a high-stakes probate case. I’m going to eat you alive in there. The judge isn’t going to have patience for an amateur.”
I looked at Sterling. I noticed his suit was expensive, but his briefcase was disorganized, papers sticking out of the side. I noticed the coffee stain on his cuff. Sloppy.
“I’ll take my chances,” I said softly.
My mother scoffed, linking her arm through my father’s. “She’s always been stubborn. And stupid. Let’s go, Robert. Let the judge humiliate her. Maybe then she’ll learn her place.”
“She doesn’t deserve a cent,” my father said loudly, ensuring the other people in the hallway heard him. “Unaware that in a court of law, ‘deserve’ is irrelevant. Only ‘prove’ matters.”
They walked past me into the courtroom, laughing.
I waited a beat, took a deep breath, and followed them in.
The courtroom was old, smelling of wood polish and history. Judge Halloway sat on the bench—a stern woman with gray hair and eyes that looked like they could cut glass.
“Calling case 4029, Vance vs. Vance,” the bailiff announced.
Mr. Sterling stood up with a flourish. “Ready for the Plaintiff, Your Honor.”
“Ready for the Defense,” I said, remaining seated.
Judge Halloway looked at me over her glasses. “Ms. Vance, you are representing yourself?”
“I am, Your Honor.”
